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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 11:40

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What are the defining characteristics of woke liberals and conservatives in the United States?

They put up a sign reading

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Just Forget it!

Is marijuana bad for you?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Next, they tried...

Still no good

How do professional musicians handle their equipment during gigs? Do they bring their own or use the venue's sound system?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

Hysterias & Posteriors

Is the Trump-Zelenskyy meeting a preview of what the US is going to do to Taiwan?

share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

No go.

What is the most unwatchable movie you have sat through?

Loons and Moons

So, the docs changed it to read

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

Will my parents go to hell if I don't wear hijab, they tried to convince me and they provided it to me but I don't want to wear it?

Still no good.

Unacceptable again!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I’ve often wondered why fans aren’t deployed on GBBO during warm weather? I’ve seen too many desserts melt (and bakers too…). (I live in Pompano Beach and we try to use fans in lieu of AC as much as possible).

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What do flat earthers think about Antarctica?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Freaks and Cheeks

What's wrong with white women?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How mentally ill are Republicans who think Trump is mentally sane? He literally said immigrants eat pets.

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Thumbs down again.

Do you think your landlord should have a key to your room?